Sky Trail

PRICE
$8
RULES
Must be at least 48 inches tall.

Two words: HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE!

Okay, that was actually five words, but you’ll be too busy counting the seconds before you can get off this evil contraption, anyway. Besides, it’s not bad advice when you’re dangling 4 stories above the earth with nothing to keep you from doing a face-plant into solid concrete but your safety harness. You did remember to wear your safety harness, didn’t you?